Let’s cut to the chase: There’s a new trailer for the final Harry Potter movie, Deathly Hallows — Part 2, this week. Which means pretty much all of you are going to skip down to watch it and re-watch it over and over again until you’re dry-eyed and out of breath and pass out at your desk. In which case… nobody is actually reading this now. So I can use this space to write about pretty much anything I want. Like how I secretly really want to see African Cats this weekend. Or how I wish I were at home right now with a bottle of wine and an Extreme Couponing marathon. Doesn’t matter, right? But if you do make it past Potter, there are a lot of other great clips this week, too, like new looks at Transformers: Dark of the Moon, X-Men: First Class, and Bridesmaids, plus our first peek at the new Anna Faris comedy What’s Your Number? — and a whole lot more. So, to those of you still reading: Thanks. Also, what’s wrong with you? It’s THE LAST HARRY POTTER!
‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2’ trailer: I. Don’t. Want. This. To. Ever. End.
‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ trailer: Are they fixing the dents in this franchise?
‘X-Men: First Class’ trailer: More JFK, less January Jones clothing
‘Bridesmaids’ red-band trailer: Now with more comedy (including a Jon Hamm sex scene)
‘What’s Your Number?’ trailer: Anna Faris sifts through a gaggle of famous exes, looking for The One
‘Our Idiot Brother’ trailer: Paul Rudd in Crocs. Enough said.
‘The Devil’s Double’ trailer: Dominic Cooper takes on Uday Hussein, twice
‘Immortals’ trailer: The working title was apparently ‘Clash of the 300 Gods of War in Troy, and also Mickey Rourke’
‘Brother’s Justice’ trailer: Dax Shepard attempts martial arts stardom