Monday’s “America Night” on Dancing With the Stars was pretty tough to watch. I don’t care if it was the evening’s high score, a rumba to a cover of Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” is ridiculous. That said, I believe the theme night will go down in DWTS history for something else — being the best Maks Chmerkovskiy has ever looked. Watch his temporary American flag torso tattoo perform a foxtrot to a cover of Lenny Kravitz’s “American Woman” below. If I had been drinking, I would have catcalled the TV. (Sober, I still spent time wondering whether the men on our U.S. swim team could sport a similar tattoo or if it would slow them down. Thoughts?)
Also below, you’ll find the screengrab EW’s Fringe Fairy Annie Barrett made for you to tile on your desktop.