Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and multiple grabs of “Little Maks.” Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG): ‘I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT MAKS!’ EDITION
“ATTN: Annie Barrett. Amazing Hidden Gem Alert! Louis Van Intensité’s outfit was almost identical to Michelle Tanner’s toolbag friend Derek’s Yankee Doodle outfit from their school play. If you are a true pop culture fan, you will get this Full House reference immediately.” —JS, endorsed by CoolWhipLite, SunBlitz42
“Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down sitting behind Carrie Ann” —gigi. This guy was also dubbed “bearded George Lopez” by Amy in Pittsburgh, “brunette Guy Fieri” by kt, “Carlos from Desperate Housewives” by Liz, “one of the Chilean miners” by Emily, and “Luis Guzman” by avab. Endorsed by CoolWhipLite
“Planet Mirrorballus’ own Mt. Rushmore (with Tom in the Lincoln spot?)” —LAGAW, endorsed by Amy in Pittsburgh, Jo, avab, Madd, Emily, duranmom, Dee, iggy, Steph H., PastorGuy, Robyn (who dubbed it “Mt. Judgemore”), CoolWhipLite, Fresh, dr zoid, Debra, Jen P., kfran, duckiez, TequilaSunrise
“When Tom is talking about Toby Keith after Petra & Dimtry get their scores, there are two women in the front row obliviously having what looked like a very in-depth discussion!” —Steph H., endorsed by duranmom, LAGAW, Gem-dandy, gigi, Jem Ho, jessica
“The two guys on either side of Tom before he announced Romeo and Chelsie’s dance looked like they had glowing blue hair.” —Ms. Dipesto
“Before Romeo’s performance, Corky makes a point to look around Tom and smile at the camera.” —Steph83, endorsed by Jem Ho, CoolWhipLite, Mirrorballus Citizen, naynay
***A Season 10 Hidden Gem Throwback!*** “Ballroom’s ‘golden’ couple in the audience – Buzz Aldrin and his wife (otherwise known to us gem hunters as Miracle Max and his wife Valerie from The Princess Bride).” —kfran, endorsed by Zach, Jem Ho, Madd, CleverShrew, gigi’s daughter (who called Mrs. Aldrin “Lady Gaga”), jessica
“During the bit with John Travolta (which btw was disappointing I must say… they couldn’t have come up with something better than that?) he was talking about ‘a shoe minus a foot.’ Well there it was on the floor behind him!” —Jem Ho
“HG: Kirstie Alley. ‘Cause no one’s seeing anything but Maks in that routine.” —Kelly, endorsed by duranmom, Amy in Pittsburgh, dally, avab, Yup, SunBlitz42, Jo, Emily, iggy, Anna, KWo, Amanda, Joan Holloway, Cinders, Lisa Simpson, orville, Colleen, Debra, Jen P., Javabooknut, pancake, zoot, Dee, Jem Ho, Larry9362, mama, Canadian Gem Hunter
“When Kendra was talking in the little interview room during her opening package, Louis was staring off into space. (Actually, he kinda looks like this everytime she talks…)” —Melissa, endorsed by Ginagm
“Who put the window dressing on Kendra’s vagina? Is Hef hiding in there? “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”” —shesse, endorsed by B
“The fake dirt on Mark’s arms – YUCK!” —Found One!, endorsed by Electronic Neko, Xorp, Aprilmt, argem
“Ralph was clearllllly checking out his own family jewels while Mark and Chelsea were getting their scores. Can’t do that in a cowboy hat, mister. Everyone will see you!” —MegJYay
And speaking of The Family JULES….
“Don’t worry — we were still there!” —EW.com’s Fringe Fairy
LIFE-AFFIRMING GEM (LAG) OF THE WEEK
Thank you, DANCMSTRs one and all, for a fabulous heap of gems!
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