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Sound Bites: April 15, 2011

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Special COMEDY AWARDS Edition

”It’s like being Student of the Month, and your mom is the teacher.”
— Matt Stone, on Comedy Central giving a Best Animated Series award to South Park

”Before we go on, I’d like to thank my agent, my publicist, and my wife. I love you all equally.”
— Stephen Colbert

”Lately I’ve had some free time.”
— Jon Cryer, jesting that he’s made a rap album while on hiatus

”I love this man, and I recently found out he’s my biological father.”
— Tracy Morgan, introducing Eddie Murphy

”This is the kind of thing you give an old guy.”