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Sound Bites: March 25, 2011

The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ”Glee,” “American Idol,” and ”30 Rock”

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”Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. It’s probably because they smile a lot, and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases.”
— Quinn (Dianna Agron), pondering her path to prom queendom, on Glee

”I’ve got leftover sandwiches under my bed older than you!”
— Steven Tyler, to contestant James Durbin, on American Idol

”I need to look good for my party, and I refuse to wear anything in my size or appropriate for my age.”
— Angie (Sherri Shepherd), to Liz (Tina Fey), on 30 Rock

”Now Donald say he wants to run for president and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time your pushed a black family outta they home.”
— Snoop Dogg, to Donald Trump, on Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump