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Sound Bites: March 18, 2011

The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ”Glee,” ”The Big Bang Theory,” and ”The Celebrity Apprentice”

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”Who comes on Survivor and wears pink tighty-whities with the stuff just hanging out and just flopping around everywhere? It’s not only disturbing, it’s actually disgusting.”
— Boston Rob, talking about Phillip, on Survivor: Redemption Island

”Just remember: Whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random.”
— Holly Holliday (Gwyneth Paltrow) on Glee

”Ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?”
— Howard (Simon Helberg), observing Sheldon’s (Jim Parsons) attempt to figure out his magic trick, on The Big Bang Theory

”Well, I’m deaf.”
— Marlee Matlin, answering Donald Trump’s question as to how she could not know that singer Dionne Warwick is a legend, on The Celebrity Apprentice