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Jennifer Aniston makes 'Sex Tape' for Smart Water

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Jennifer Aniston could sell snow to an Eskimo, but the folks at Smart Water decided not to take any chances considering your pathetic attention span, PopWatchers. Their new “virus video” surrounds the darling actress with tried-and-true attention grabbers, like puppies, dancing babies, double-rainbows, and groin-kicks. As a consumer of water and an admirer of Aniston’s oeuvre, I’m hurt — HURT! — that Smart Water’s “three little internet boys” concluded that the purity of its product and its adorable spokesperson were not enough in this day and age. It’s all in jest, of course, and, yeah, there is something to seeing our Rachel clock some unsuspecting fella in the groin. Take a look:

Aniston had me at “Cut! … What are you going?” Good call, Smart Water?

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