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Sound Bites: March 4, 2011

The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ”The Good Wife,” ”30 Rock,” and ”Parks and Recreation”

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”You’re the good mom. My staff will send over some brownie recipes.”
— Eli Gold (Alan Cumming), to Alicia Florrick (Julianna Margulies), on The Good Wife

”I support women. I’m like a human bra.”
— Liz (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock

”Tyra drinks the tears of the innocent.”
— Joel McHale, on Tyra Banks ”punking” this season’s 14 finalists on America’s Next Top Model, on The Soup

”Apparently it involves fist-pumping.”
— Marcel, after Tiffany asks him what Jersey tomatoes are, on Top Chef All-Stars

”In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbury. But that was because of my haircut.”
— Leslie (Amy Poehler), telling Ann (Rashida Jones) that she can dig up dirt on her boyfriend, on Parks and Recreation