February 18, 2011 at 05:00 AM EST

”It’s like they’re Ken and Barbie — and we’re the Potato Heads!”
— Virginia (Martha Plimpton), comparing herself and her hubby (Garret Dillahunt) with a perfect couple, on Raising Hope

”I know Tammy seems scary, but really she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, library-book-peddling, sex-crazed she-demon.”
— Leslie (Amy Poehler), about Ron’s ex-wife (Megan Mullally), on Parks and Recreation

”She’s had the romantic, she’s had the intellectual — how about all that in one fine little brown package?”
— Manny (Rico Rodriguez), trying to woo Haley (Sarah Hyland), on Modern Family

”Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet, and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.”
— Michael (Steve Carell) on The Office

”I’ve never quit anything in my life! I’m still in Girl Scouts. I have 9,000 badges.”
— Avery (Elizabeth Banks) on 30 Rock

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