Excuse me. “Art.” Now that Charlie Sheen is being home-rehabbed, it’s time to check in with CBS’ Two and a Half Men. It’s the same as it ever was, but now that America’s favorite ladies man is halting production indefinitely, the self-aware jabs at Sheen’s real life seem extra poignant. Here’s 10 of ’em from last night’s episode — and after the break, a bonus money shot entitled “The Least Accurate Depiction of the Charlie Sheen Financial Situation.” It’s so funny!
“Didn’t you see me trying to hide?” — Charlie, barely attempting to disappear into sofa
“I’m excited, but with a skepticism born out of countless disappointments.” — Charlie
“I prefer to think of it as ‘Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak.'” (Also the name of the episode.) — Charlie
“You want this money or not?” — Charlie
“Mr. Harper, can’t the service send over another girl?” — Gordon
“Thanks, but it’s really not as fun as it looks. I’M KIDDING. CHEERS! TO ME.” — Charlie’s response to Gordon saying “God, I love your life.”
“Hey, Charlie, when did you become a bitch?” — Berta
“Hold on, I think I have more stashed.” — Charlie, about to search for more cash in his underwear drawer
“He’s got the beach house and I’m delivering pizza. Unbelievable!” — Gordon
“I’m thinking someone owes me an apology!” — Herb
THE LEAST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF THE CHARLIE SHEEN FINANCIAL SITUATION
But not really, because they’re all rich anyway.
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