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'Oprah's Ultimate Favorite Things': 5 Facial Expressions of Near-Terror on Monday's show!

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Image Credit: George Burns/Harpo ProductionsIt wasn’t OHHHH-VERRRRRRRR! On today’s Oprah, Ms. Thang delivered a message from on high (her metaphorical perch atop a pile of solid gold iPads) to announce to the studio audience that THEY TOO would be on the receiving end of Santa Winfrey’s sleighful of presents. First, she baited a lady in a hot pink blazer to admit how disappointed everyone probably was because they’d just seen those lucky bitches from the previous taping (that had happened just before theirs) pile out with tons of new stuff.

And then. [A single ornament rolls out.] What’s this? “I got an ornament!” [It begins to snow.] “Actually….it’s beginning to look a lot like….FAVORITE THI-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!”

‘Oprah’s Favorite Things’: 5 Facial Expressions of Near-Terror on Monday’s show!

The RentalsOH NO! I’M ALREADY SO RICH!

Kelly ClarksonNooooooooooo!

OK GoWahhhhhhhhhhhh!

PINK MARTINI VON TRAPPSBITCH, I DON’T LIKE TO GET MY HAIR WET.

MYKKI BLANCOHold me, new friend! Mama’s not gonna make it!

Mary J BligeHidden gem: The extra-long “piece of snow” that remained in Oprah’s hair as she presented her Ultimate Favorite Thing: What else but an iPad?!

“Now I can watch O Magazine come to liiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiife on my iiiiiiii-Paaaaaaaaaaaaad!”

UPDATE: Everyone’s getting….the brand new totally redesigned 2012 Volkswagen Beetle!

Rich Aucoin

Taylor SwiftViolence!!!

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