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The funniest TV lines from the week of November 8, 2010

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”A new study shows that drowsy driving is responsible for nearly 17 percent of all driving fatalities. That’s a lot of blood on your hands, Prairie Home Companion.” —Seth Meyers, on ”Weekend Update,” on Saturday Night Live

”Of course he knows what he’s doing — it’s a computer, not a condom!” —Virginia (Martha Plimpton), about her son (Lucas Neff), who’s a young father, on Raising Hope

”Trying to understand rich kids is like trying to understand LeBron James — the more you talk about it, the angrier you get.” —Liam (Matt Lanter) on 90210

”Our generation never votes. It interferes with talking about ourselves all the time.” —Jonathan (Maulik Pancholy) on 30 Rock

”If I show up empty-handed, Carlos will go all Ricky Ricardo on my ass.” —Gaby (Eva Longoria Parker) on Desperate Housewives

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