EW Staff
October 08, 2010 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”You can’t get off the crazy train. There’s no stops! That’s what makes it so crazy!” —Jules (Courteney Cox), after son Travis (Dan Byrd) tells her he wants to get off her crazy train, on Cougar Town

”Jimmy, smoke rises. She’s not going to be tall enough to breathe it for a long time.” —Virginia (Martha Plimpton), on why it’s okay to smoke around the baby, on Raising Hope

”Yes. Did you know that Go-Gurt is just yogurt?” —Troy (Donald Glover), to Jeff (Joel McHale), after Jeff asks if anyone else has any meaningless conspiracy theories, on Community

”I have fun with NeNe, I mean, 99.9 percent of the time. As long as she isn’t choking me, we’re laughing.” —Kim, after a good visit with NeNe, on The Real Housewives of Atlanta

”Aww, it’s our first answering-machine message as a couple! Too bad we only use cell phones.” —Mia (JoAnna Garcia), to her fiancé, Casey (Jake Lacy), who’s just recorded their outgoing voicemail message, on Better With You

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