a tasty item from March on CNN International. Apparently, in Japan, Jersey Shore‘s title is Jersey Shore: The New Jersey Life of Macaroni Rascals. (CNN admits to a bit of self-censorship; the actual title is closer to Macaronia A–holes, which sounds like a put-down from Deadwood.) That title is pretty hilarious…albeit just a wee bit offensive. Cultural sensitivity is our watchword, so to our friends across the Pacific, here are a few somewhat less touchy title possibilities:Each week, we at PopWatch HQ prepare for new episode of Jersey Shore by studying Nietzsche and reading international news websites. It was while doing the latter that we found
Jersey Shore: Men Who Cook and the Women Who Yell at Them
Jersey Shore: The Adventures of Mr. Circumstance and his Hooligan Gang
Jersey Shore: Small Woman Drinking Like a Sailor
Jersey Shore: ‘The Real World’ Minus the Gay Guy and the Black Guy
Jersey Shore: Gymnasium, Skin Cancer Laboratory, Laundromat
Jersey Shore: Ouch, My Head Hurts Every Morning!
Jersey Shore: An Exploration of the Hair Gel Industry
Jersey Shore: Shut Up, Angelina!
Jersey Shore: America Is Even Crazier Than You Thought
PopWatchers, can you come up with a better, more culturally aware title? And are you excited about the new episode?