Okay, so Chuck‘s season 4 premiere didn’t break any ratings records last night. I’m disappointed, but I’m choosing to look on the bright side: The opener attracted a bigger audience than the season 3 finale—and it did so with virtually zero advance promotion. Yep, someone’s drinking from the glass that’s half full today. Anyhoo, for those of you who bailed on Monday’s episode, you not only missed one of the show’s most suspenseful, hilarious, and all-around super-fun episodes ever, you robbed yourself of a spoiltacular sneak peek at the rest of the season. Lucky for you, I just got my hands on the latter and I’m sharing it with you below. You can thank me in the comments section.