For a brief shining moment, Tom Sizemore was the modern American man. His IMDB page reads like a frathouse movie marathon: Heat, Natural Born Killers, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, and even a voiceover in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. He then descended into a pit of celebrified scandal that makes Bald Britney look like Shirley Temple. If you believe an interview over at the Daily Beast, though, he’s been saved…by reality TV. After a lengthy stint in the Dr. Drewniverse, he’s ready to restart his career. And lest you think he’s all talk, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Charlie Day told EW’s Kate Ward that Sizemore appears in the sitcom’s upcoming season. “He’s off the wall and hysterical and he plays a psychotic truck driver,” Day says. “It is perfect. And I think it will really surprise people as well.” Pollsters, are you surprised?