On Monday’s Bachelor Pad, contestants had to anonymously fill out a survey with more than 50 questions about their fellow contestants, then, in a challenge, publicly reveal what they assumed the majority of the house had answered. For each correct guess, they got a point. Only seven questions made it to air, and two of them — “Who will be a bridesmaid but never a bride?” (Natalie) and “Who has the worst boob job?” (Elizabeth) — sent women sobbing throughout the house. EW asked ABC for the full results. Below, the contestants’ consensus on 43 of the questions. (Producers opted not to share some of the answers. Wait till you read those questions — could they have a heart after all?)
1. Who is the sexiest person?
TIE: Tenley & David
2. Who is going to win?
3. Who is the craziest?
4. Who is the most disliked?
5. Who is the most annoying?
6. Who is the most two-faced?
7. Who do you trust the most?
TIE: David, Peyton
8. Who do you trust the least?
TIE: Nikki & Krisily
9. Who is the dumbest?
10. Who will be a bridesmaid but never a bride?
11. Who do you think has hooked up with the most people in the house?
12. Who do you consider your biggest competition in this game?
TIE: Jesse K & Tenley
13. Who needs the money the most?
TIE: Tenley, Wes & Jesse K
14. Who is your enemy?
15. Who would you secretly LOVE to hook up with?
16. Who doesn’t need the money?
17. Who is the most ethical in the house?
18. Who is here for love?
19. Who is the best Player in this game?
20. Who is the biggest liar?
TIE: Nikki &Wes
21. Who is the most beautiful?
TIE: Gwen, Peyton & Elizabeth
22. Who is the life of the party?
23. Who is the most fake girl here?
24. Who is the biggest jerk?
25. Who deserves to be in the house the least?
26. Who is the most athletic?
27. Who has the worst boob job?
28. Who is the funniest?
29. Who is most insecure?
30. Who is the most popular?
31. Who is everyone’s friend?
32. Who is the sneakiest?
33. Who has the worst hair do (hair don’t) in the house?
34. Who has the best hair?
TIE: Tenley & Nikki
35. Who is playing both sides?
36. Who is the biggest gossip?
37. Who is the most clueless?
38. Who thinks he or she is better looking than everyone else?
39. Who uses their looks and charm to get ahead?
40. Who is most likely to choose money over love?
41. Who uses his/her sex appeal to get what they want?
42. Who is the most shallow?
43. Who is the biggest beefcake here?
Among the questions for which producers elected not to reveal the answers:
• Who is the most promiscuous?
• Who will be the last person in the house to get married?
• Who is the horniest?
• Who is the dirtiest person?
• Who has bad breath?
• Who has the grossest feet?
• Who is the kinkiest?
• Who is a butter face (everything hot, but her face)?
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