A few weeks ago, Bravo exec and Watch What Happens: Live host Andy Cohen took to his Twitter account to tease The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special: “We are wrapped in New Jersey. WOAH. Very unexpected stuff. I am pooped. #needmakersmark.” Although I almost always trust Andy’s fashion sense, taste in drinks, and love of cat fights, I’ve found the current season of RHONJ to be as tired as Danielle’s skin pre-surgery, no matter how much fun he has rehashing it on his late night show. I assumed the reunion would follow the typical Housewives formula (short dresses + crying = at least one person storming out), but after watching a sneak peek at next week’s reunion special (part one), consider me officially reinvested in this series. Check it out below:
It’s absolute mayhem, PopWatchers. Ever since the table flip of season one, Teresa has had some monster meltdowns, and “DO NOT BREAK UP MY FAMILY” will definitely be added to the list. Names are called, tears are shed, Danielle walks off set, Kim G. returns, and most shockingly, Teresa shoves Andy Cohen! Is this the craziest Real Housewives reunion yet? To whom is Jacqueline directing the question, “Do you think you got me pregnant?” What did Danielle pull out of her bag? (My guess is a dog, hair extensions, or a human head). What can possibly happen tonight that will be better than what’s in store next week? Will you be watching, PopWatchers? And honestly, can this series survive without Danielle Staub as its evil villain?