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Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck | THE ONE WITH THE HAIRY CHEST Christopher N. Riggi gets his Lautner on for Vampires Suck
Alan Markfield

Vampires Suck

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
Wide Release Date:
08/18/10
performer:
Matt Lanter
director:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
distributor:
20th Century Fox Film Corporation
author:
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
genre:
Comedy

We gave it a C+

The Twilight Saga, with its operatic gloom and straight-faced fantasy, is undoubtedly ripe for a smart, good-natured ribbing. This isn’t it. In Vampires Suck, writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Disaster Movie) tackle the material with their usual scattershot aim, roping in references to everything from the Jonas Brothers to Jersey Shore for gags that barely even try for humor; most just settle for a momentary jolt of recognition. The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart’s flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision. C-

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