August 06, 2010 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I never really thought I was smart enough to get depressed, but here I am.” —Jason (Ryan Kwanten) on True Blood

”I feel like, with my hair, you can’t see me in here.” —Roger (John Slattery), on his new blindingly white office, on Mad Men

”Some big movie news, you guys. Mark Ruffalo has signed on to be the new Incredible Hulk. When he heard this, Mel Gibson was like, ‘Did they even listen to my audition tapes?”’ —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”I feel like a Pilgrim from the friggin’ ’20s washing this s— right now.” —Snooki, washing Sammi’s clothes in the sink, on Jersey Shore

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