Few things in the Big Brother world are more embarrassing than getting pegged as the most flatulent houseguest (Sucks to be you, Ragan). It comes just behind “promiscuous” on the list of things you don’t want to be known for. But when talking about moments that are both horrifying for the houseguests and entertaining to watch, it’s impossible to round out a list of the top three without mentioning what we saw tonight [SPOILER ALERT]: someone being evicted wearing one of Big Brother‘s notorious stupid outfits.
Considering HAYDEN’s fashion choices tonight (those shorts!), perhaps I need to be clearer: By an almost unanimous vote, Kristen was evicted from the house while wearing a hippie-tard. Okay, I kind of felt bad for her; I always feel bad when someone walks out looking like a fool (involuntarily). Kathy must have felt a pang of sympathy, too as she was the only person who voted for Kristen to stay in the house.
Now that she’s gone, HAYDEN’s showmance partner will no longer be able to “come between” Rachel and “her man” [Pause so we can all stick lit matches in our ears], terrorize the house with all her non-activity, or shake up the game with her numerous challenge victories. Yes, clearly, she had to go. Oh, wait…
Alas, this is what the house chose to do. Will the next HOH make a solid strategic move or focus on settling personal vendettas? Will they open Pandora’s Box and unknowingly unleash a new Saboteur? Will Ragan (who received the most votes) even take the Sabo bait? We’ll have to wait and see. The HOH competition is still going on. (Update: HOH results here. Don’t spoil below, please.)
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