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The funniest TV lines from the week of July

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”To quote that great scholar Sasha Fierce, if you’re a single lady, put your hand up!”—RuPaul, to contestants, on RuPaul’s Drag U

”I don’t want to go home for not knowing how to use Popsicle sticks.” —Miles, during an arts-and-crafts-themed challenge, on Work of Art

”Well, that sucked. And not in a good way.” —Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis), after losing a game of pool to Jesus (Kevin Alejandro), on True Blood

”And finally, Sports Illustrated just reported that Tiger Woods made 90 million dollars over the last year. Or, as Elin Nordegren calls it, 45 million dollars.” —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”Does she look like you? Talk like you? Does she use colorful accessories to break up a neutral palette like you?” —Stacy (April Bowlby), when finding out that Deb has a half sister she never knew about, on Drop Dead Diva