”I got a good look at my hair in the dress shop. I look like Little Orphan Granny.” —Elka (Betty White), about her new red hair, on Hot in Cleveland
”Kristin decides to move to Europe! Not a specific city in Europe. She just keeps saying over and over again she’s moving to Europe, so I guess she moved to all of Europe. She went to the airport and said, ‘One ticket to Europe, please,’ and they stamped ‘Europe’ on her passport and off she went to Europe.” —Joel McHale, on the finale of The Hills, on The Soup
”Can babies wear white after Labor Day?” —Bethenny Frankel, shopping for baby clothes, on Bethenny Getting Married?
”This is where sports and entertainment come together. It’s like a Kardashian sister’s bedroom.” —Host Seth Meyers at the ESPYs