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'Machete': Danny Trejo finds a new use for intestines in NSFW red band trailer

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Who officially declared this Crazy Things Happen With Rope-Like Things In Trailers Week? Me, that’s who!

First, a bungee jumper gets eaten by shark-octopus hybrid in the clip for — that’s right! — Sharktopus. And now comes along the new, extremely violent red band trailer for the movie Machete, in which Danny Trejo crashes out of one window and swings back through another with the assistance of someone’s upper duodenum. (Actually, it could be his lower duodenum. I’m not really a doctor, I just play one in the phantasmagoric dreamscape of my mind.)

Anyway, if you have a strong enough stomach to see someone’s stomach being torn to shreds, then check out the VERY NSFW trailer after the jump and tell us what you think.