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'Jackass 3-D': Pretend there's a plot. What's happening here?

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The first official image from Jackass 3-D has hit the Web, and it’s of Johnny Knoxville riding a jet ski off a ramp while wearing a tux. I’m sure this moment is central to the plot of the film. Perhaps there was a wedding held at a Malibu mansion the night before, and Knoxville’s character slept with a woman who’s leaving this morning on a yacht with her rich, elderly husband. He needs to stop her. Luckily, there just happened to be this jet ski and water ramp in the backyard, so he’s decided to propel himself over the cliff and into the water below.

Your guess?