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'Mad Men' pick up lines: 'Anybody mind if I take off my pants?'

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If superimposing your face onto Joan Holloway’s body (because come on, obviously that’s who we all would want to be) wasn’t enough to hold you over until the July 25 premiere of Mad Men, you’re in luck. Here’s a look back on all of the show’s classic moments of borderline sexual harassment pick-up lines (some have proven to be more effective than others):

Special points go to Peggy Olson’s “I’m in the persuasion business…” (She really is one of the boys.) Little Glenn’s request for some of Betty’s hair still gives me the creeps, but not as much as Duck Phillips describing a hypothetical “go round” with Peggy. And how could I forget that even Ken “I was published in the The Atlantic” Cosgrove was such a doucheboat?

Which one of these pick up lines would you use, PopWatchers?

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