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”Excuse me, gentlemen. I need to drain the second course…. Carlo, bring me that Thai boy.” —Talbot (Theo Alexander), preparing the next course for Bill and the King of Mississippi, on True Blood

”Is there any way this show could be switched to a more successful network? Perhaps Logo or the WE channel?” —Kathy Griffin, talking to a producer about her guest role on NBC’s Law & Order: SVU, on Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

”What was up with me and Blue Steel?” —Adam Shankman, seeing footage of himself judging Star Search as a younger man, on So You Think You Can Dance

”YouTube me, because half the comments are like, ‘She sounds like crap!’ I’m like, ‘At least I’m singing live!”’ —Miley Cyrus, on not lip-synching in concert, to David Letterman on Late Show

”Lindsay Lohan: GPA, 3.0. Blood alcohol, 3.2.” —Jay Leno, on what Lindsay Lohan might write under her yearbook photo, on The Tonight Show

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