The preview for The Client List, a Lifetime movie starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a woman who turns tricks at the Kind Touch Health Spa and Cybill Shepherd as her mother, isn’t nearly as kitschy as we’d hoped. Turns out, it’s inspired by a true story, and her character prostitutes herself, at least initially, to save her family’s home from foreclosure. Wah waaah. Then, it looks like she gets a little greedy, which could be fun if it’s at least a third of the film. When she’s busted, she has to decide whether or not to turn on her high-profile clients. (The feminist answer is: do it?) Watch the preview below. If Amanda Bynes hadn’t retired from acting, she could have starred in a sequel.