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Christina Aguilera performing National Anthem tonight: Finish the incomplete press-release email!

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Image Credit: Kevin Mazur/WireImage.comThis morning, I received an email with the following cryptic and incomplete subject line: CHRISTINA AGUILERA TO PERFORM U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM AT DECIDING GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS ON

Not surprisingly, the body of the email completed the sentence with the highly logical “Thursday, June 17,” but really, what fun is that? I mean, we’re talking about a woman who ended her performance at the recent MTV Movie Awards with a close-up shot of her bedazzled, glowing crotch. So let’s cook up some more entertaining scenarios, because it’s Thursday, and because you need a bridge between pretending to work diligently and taking your lunch break, yes? I’ll get us started:

* CHRISTINA AGUILERA TO PERFORM U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM AT DECIDING GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS WITH HURRICANE-FORCE MELISMA

* CHRISTINA AGUILERA TO PERFORM U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM AT DECIDING GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS IN A RACY PAIR OF ASS-LESS CHAPS

* CHRISTINA AGUILERA TO PERFORM U.S. NATIONAL ANTHEM AT DECIDING GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS WHILE FLAUNTING HER VORACIOUS AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY FLUID SEXUALITAAAY

Your turn.