MTV News reported on it, and also, to my infinite regret, because TMZ has a 50-second preview clip available for streaming. Like the man himself, the song is called “The Situation,” but it’s not a true solo outing, as it features no less than three credited guests. Note: When shouty hype man Fatman Scoop is the least annoying part of your song, you’re in trouble.Jersey Shore alpha-sleaze Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is about to drop his debut rap single this week. I know this because
Check out the preview clip after the jump (reluctant thanks to Vulture), if so inclined. You’ll hear a lot of air horns, some tinny synth presets, and the wackest lyrics this side of Kevin Federline. Sorry, that’s unfair to K-Fed. “Whoa, whoa, Situation,” the bro with the abs repeats a few times. Later, he announces plans to “grab some ass, drink some ‘gnac/I ain’t doing s— ’til I get my cash.” Let’s all do our best to make sure Situation does not get his cash, shall we?
I’ll say this for The Situation’s “The Situation”: It makes Enrique Iglesias’ Jersey Shore single sound like Pachelbel’s Canon. Or do you actually like this thing? Sound off in the comments below.
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