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Sound Bites: This week's best quotes

The funniest TV lines from the week of May 31

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”Thinking ‘Trust me’ was a sensible birth-control option.” — Quinn (Dianna Agron), when asked about her biggest regrets, on Glee

”Last night at the Staples Center here in L.A., a capacity crowd of 19,437 Kardashians watched the Lakers beat the Celtics in game 1 of the NBA Finals.” —Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

”To me, it looks a little messy. But then, it reflects you perfectly.” —Wolfgang Puck, critiquing a dish by scruffy contestant Tom, on The Next Food Network Star

”What kind of name is that, seriously? Are you, like, an unemployed wizard or something?” —Casey (Lizzy Caplan), to Garland Greenbush at the company picnic, on Party Down

”Oh, a poncho! The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen!” —Rory (Arthur Darvill) on Doctor Who