The fact that Katy Perry doesn’t approve of Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” video is rather rich and creamy coming from someone who shoots whipped cream out of her bra at the end of the teaser for her own “California Gurls” video. Blasphemy and sexualité are certainly different things, but the concept of bra-as-weapon is something these divas share. They must fight to the death in a Lunchtime Poll!
Guns might seem more deadly, but milk has claimed a lot of lives, too. By July 2010, 80 percent of all Americans aware of Katy Perry will become lactose intolerant. I just made that up! But this is definitely true: You can’t trip on bullets if they’re never fired. Really turn all of this over in your head and swish it up a bit in your mouth before placing your vote.
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