I’ve been trying to quell my irrational hatred of you, and your tears of endearment during the kids’ lovely tribute to you post-Sectionals helped! Why, then….WHY did you insist on having this 1-800-TOO-MUCH mid-Journey emotional breakdown in your car?!?!?! TELL ME WHY.
P.S. John Stamos has better hair.
P.S. to sensitive readers: I am not actually upset. I am always kidding. Get used to it!
Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett