Dunkin’ Donuts have decided to combine my two favorite things in the world on June 4: Free food and jelly-filled treats. That’s right, the supplier of high-calorie goodness has decided to celebrate National Donut Day by offering free donuts to customers — as long as they purchase a beverage. I say cop out, Dunkin Donuts! Ben & Jerry’s offers us free ice cream once a year with no strings attached! So while every March or April, I trot into my local Ben & Jerry’s and come out looking like this, on June 4, I’ll have to settle for looking like this. Because I’m cheap, folks.