We are living in a different world, man! Less than 24 hours after becoming aware of Rob Lowe’s homeless chic look on Californication, we learned that Willie Nelson has chopped off his signature long locks. He’s smart; long hair is a bitch in the heat. This is a travesty, but at least now we know how Buster Brown would look if he got really high all the time. Nelson, or whoever writes headlines on his website, describes the new coif as “the haircut heard around the world.”
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