Be careful, Biggest Loser fans. If you haven’t watched the finale, don’t click after the jump. Because you don’t want the result spoiled like a six-month old package of Yoplait. So take note: SPOILERS AHEAD!
Well, he did it. He achieved what seemed like the impossible. Mike, literally the biggest man on campus this season, managed to make a diamond-crusted skull belt buckle look cool. Oh, and he picked up the $250,000 grand prize in the process. Yep, the 526-pound Chicagoan beat out Ashley and Daris for the title of this season’s Biggest Loser, shedding a total of 264 pounds. 264 pounds, people! But he wasn’t the only one to walk home skinny with a fat wallet tonight: Koli won the at-home $100,000 prize by a landslide. (No matter how fantastic Sherry looked. Really. Am I allowed to call her a MILF? I think I just did.) Be sure to check out my full recap of the finale tomorrow morning. (UPDATE: Click over now to read Kate Ward’s full Biggest Loser finale recap.) But, for the time being, chat about the results in the comments below!