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'Celebrity Apprentice': Three celebs are fired! And the final two are...

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Donald Trump was clearly fired up to do some firing, saying sayonara to three contestants, and setting the final two off on their final task to determine ultimate Celebrity Apprentice dominance. My full recap will be up at 2am [UPDATE: Dalton’s full Celebrity Apprentice recap is now live!], but if you already watched and can’t wait to sound off, then read on after the jump for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have already watched Sunday’s episode of Celebrity Apprentice.]

In an episode that began with Sharon Osbourne simulating oral sex while crooning “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” and ended with Bret Michaels showing off his cold sore, Donald Trump had to get down to the business of trimming the fat, and he began by firing Maria for complaining that Curtis “came into our dressing room and took a crap and left the stench in the room.” (Yes, this penultimate episode truly had it all.) Then, after having former Apprentice winners Bill Rancic and Joan “Cluck, Cluck…Splash!” Rivers interview the final four, The Donald fired Curtis (maybe he was worried about what he would do to the Trump Tower bathrooms) and Sharon (who spent all of her time sobbing and complaining that “Nobody gives a s— about the colon because it’s up your ass. It’s not sexy.”). I told you this episode had it all.

That meant a final two of Holly and Bret, who were tasked with creating a new flavor and corresponding ad campaign for Snapple to determine the season 3 winner. My full recap will be up at 2am, but in the meantime, are you happy with the final two? And whom are you rooting for to win next week? Hit the message boards and let us know. And for more Celebrity Apprentice nonsense, follow me on Twitter @EWDaltonRoss.

Image credit: Al Goldstein/NBC

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