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Sound Bites: This week's best quotes

The funniest TV lines from the week of April 11

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”Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio? I love that show.” —Dwight (Rainn Wilson), about Sesame Street, on The Office

”Hello, William. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair.” —Sue (Jane Lynch), greeting nemesis Will, on Glee

”I grew up with dreams of getting a degree in psychology, which I don’t have to do anymore ’cause I’m famous now! Suck it, college!” —Gabourey Sidibe on Saturday Night Live

”You’re going to juggle them? No! Even you can’t pull this off, Jack. Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.” —Liz (Tina Fey), to Jack about dating two women at once, on 30 Rock

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