Actually, maybe they’ll be just the right size on Dancing With the Stars. Shame on you, Ellen, for offering America’s classiest bombshell your standard “my face” design instead of going for sequins or fringe!
The crazy starts Monday. Am I even ready? According to an emergency MRI I went in for after seeing Pam on today’s Ellen, my DWTS-related brain energy is currently devoted 40 percent to excitement, 25 percent to dread, 20 percent to Chad Ochocinco’s encouragingly wide stance in his promo photo with Cheryl, and 15 percent to rhinestones….
How pumped (full of silicon) are you for Dancing With the Stars season 10? Does your sense of impending doom exceed mine?
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