That’s What Bea Said is a single-serving site of Dorothy Zbornak one-liners. And it is pure magic! Thank you, Internet, for reminding me that joy is real.
I am partial to “Well, this is a no-win situation…but go ahead, Blanche,” because I love a good DZ insult. What about you, Pussycat — I mean, PopWatchers? [via Buzzfeed]