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Whose hair is more newsworthy: Kate Gosselin's or Robert Pattinson's?

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Image Credit: Jae Donnelly/INFphoto.com; Humberto Carreno/Startraksphoto.comBy now, most of you have heard the most important news of the week: Kate Gosselin — mother of eight/reality show star/former wife to this — has debuted a new bob for her stint on this season of Dancing With the Stars. Yep, gone are both Kate’s newswoman-in-the-front-porcupine-in-the-back ‘do AND the $7,000 extensions that followed.

Of course, you care, right? (Bueller?) After all, the woman’s hair is so placed under a microscope, it might as well be a prop on an episode of CSI. In fact, the only mop I see in the news more these days is the unkempt one belonging to Robert Pattinson. (Which, honestly, kind of scares me, since it reminds me of Snake’s hair from The Simpsons‘ “Treehouse of Horror IX.” You know, the toupee that took on a life of its own and began a killing spree in Springfield? Anyway. I’m just sayin’: Don’t turn your back on that hair, Kristen Stewart.) So, please, PopWatchers. I implore you to take a minute and answer our all-important question: Whose hair is more newsworthy, Kate Gosselin’s or Rob Pattinson’s?