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'The Bachelor' finale: Tenley or Vienna? Or neither of them?

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Image Credit: Greg Zabilski/ABCUPDATE: If you’ve already watched the episode, click over to see Kristen Baldwin’s full Bachelor finale recap and Chris Harrison’s exclusive behind-the-scenes blog on PopWatch.

I woke up with a sick feeling in my gut. Tonight’s the night that, if the rumors are correct, Jake will propose to Vienna. I can just see their life together: Him doing carpentry work shirtless in the backyard. Her wearing jewel-toned gowns while assuring her daddy that she’s still his princess. Barf. Am I giving too much credence to online gossip? Is it possible that he’ll choose the cartoon-voiced, rainbow-s—ing Tenley and live a life of wholesome goodness with lots of morals and cringe-worthy dances? Or could it be the third choice that some of those ABC promos seem to be hinting at: that he ends up choosing neither of them? Our Kristen Baldwin will be back tonight with a recap (provided that the future bachelor in her belly doesn’t decide to make an appearance today) following After The Final Rose. But if you can’t wait until then, share your thoughts. Does Tenley have a chance in heck? Could Jake and Vienna even last? Would you ever want to see that wedding on TV à la next week’s Jason and Molly nuptials?