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Sound Bites: This week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines for the week of Feb. 1, 2010

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”I think I’m sick of them…. I feel I’ve been there, done that.” —Barbara Walters, announcing that this year’s would be her last pre-Oscars Barbara Walters Special, on The View

”Snooki has a boyfriend….The new man is Emilio Antonio, and the couple have been dating since…closing time.” —Joel McHale, on Snooki announcing she has a new boyfriend, on The Soup

”You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.” —Manny (Rico Rodriguez), to his Valentine’s Day crush, on Modern Family

”Wow, I can’t believe you guys are letting Valentine’s Day win. Not me. One word: oral. Two words: oral surgery. I’m having oral surgery and skipping Valentine’s Day.” —Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock

”I’m a villain. I think villains are smarter than heroes, because they don’t mind stabbing someone in the back to get where they want to get. It’s a fact. It’s a proven fact. Google it.” —Russell on Survivor: Heroes vs Villains