It’s down to two, Bachelor fans. In fairness to spoiler-phobic viewers, I will not reveal what specific mistake my headline refers to, though if anyone wants to play along, it’s one of these four things: a) Which “lady” Jake sent home tonight; b) Jake’s decision about Ali; c) Jake’s God-awful bead necklace; d) The fact that I care about any of these things, despite my resolution not to get emotionally involved in another Bachelor “journey.” I’m sure you have your own opinions about what went down during the “exotic” dates, so let me hear ’em. How do you feel about the final two? Are you excited for the Women Tell All special or do you just want to flash forward to the March 1 finale? And do you think Gia’s ever actually spent $1,000 on a pair of shoes? (Even if she did, I bet she wouldn’t ruin them by charging into the San Francisco surf, like some people we know.) Click over to my full Bachelor recap for all the details of tonight’s episode, see Chris Harrison’s behind-the-scenes Bachelor blog on PopWatch, and post your own thoughts/vents/questions/laments below!