Kickoff of Super Bowl XLIV is set for 6:28 p.m. ET on CBS (following a pre-game show that begins at 2 p.m. ET). While our Music Mix blog will cover Carrie Underwood’s National Anthem and The Who’s halftime performance, and PopWatch will live blog the telecast riffing on everything but the game, we realize some of you may be looking for an alternative to the Saints vs. Colts. With the other broadcast networks admitting defeat in the form of repeats (or new episodes of ‘Til Death), here are some of your best cable bets.
Hallmark: I Love Lucy, 11 a.m. to 1 a.m. ET
TLC: Cake Boss (2 p.m. to 7 p.m.), What Not to Wear (7 p.m. to 3 a.m.)
Animal Planet: Puppy Bowl VI, premieres at 3 p.m. ET, repeats until 5 a.m. The very definition of cute overload.
MTV: Jersey Shore (9 a.m. to 6 p.m.), Teen Mom (6 p.m. to midnight)
Bravo: Millionaire Matchmaker (1 p.m. to 8 p.m.), Law & Order: Criminal Intent (8 p.m. to 4 a.m.)
TNT: Law & Order, noon to midnight
USA: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.
Spike: CSI, 1 p.m. to 4 a.m.
A&E: Criminal Minds, 8 p.m. to 4 a.m.
Discovery: Destroyed in Seconds, 6 p.m. to 3 a.m.
Food Network: Ace of Cakes, 2 p.m. to 8 p.m.
Travel: Man vs. Food Live, 5 p.m. to 11 p.m.
BBC America: Last Restaurant Standing (3 p.m. to 8 p.m.), Doctor Who (8 p.m. to 10:30 p.m.)
Fuse: 40 Sexiest Videos, 6 to 10 p.m.
MSNBC: To Catch a Predator (3 p.m. to 10 p.m.), Predator Raw: The Unseen Tapes (10 p.m. to 2 a.m.)
truTV: Cops, 7 to 10 p.m.
DIY: episodes of 10 Killer Bathrooms, Bathtastic!, Bath Crashers, and America’s Ugliest Bathrooms, 7 a.m. to 4 a.m.
Syfy: Ghost Hunters, 9 a.m. to 1 a.m.
TV Land: The Andy Griffith Show (1 p.m. to 6 p.m.), Home Improvement (6 p.m. to 12:30)
Style: Supernanny, 6 a.m. to 3 a.m.
SPEED: Dangerous Drives, 5 p.m. to 5 a.m.
Oxygen: America’s Next Top Model, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.
HGTV: House Hunters International, 6:30 p.m. to 11 p.m.
WE: Platinum Weddings (7 p.m. to 10 p.m.), followed by a new Rich Bride, Poor Bride
VH1: Fantasia for Real (9 p.m. to 11 p.m.)
National Geographic: For those whose religion isn’t football: Cain and Abel: Brother at War (7 p.m.), Search for Noah’s Ark (8 p.m.), Devil’s Bible (9 p.m.), Decoding Bible Relics (10 p.m.)
History: Super Bowl commercials aren’t the only thing that sells! Caligula: Reign of Madness (9 p.m.), Sex in the Bible (10 p.m.), History of Sex (11:30 p.m.)
TBS: Chick Flicks! Mean Girls (1 p.m.), The Wedding Planner (3 p.m.), Failure to Launch (5 p.m.), Titanic (7 p.m.), Titanic (11 p.m.)
FX: Think of it as the “Go watch the TV in the other room” babysitter movie marathon. Big Daddy (1 p.m.), Flicka (3 p.m.), Ice Age (5 p.m.), Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (7 p.m.), Night at the Museum (9 p.m.)
Encore: Ditto. But now your kids are teens. 10 Things I Hate About You (6:20 p.m.), The House Bunny (8 p.m.), American Pie 2 (9:40 p.m.)
ABC Family: Okay, technically not a marathon, but it’s as long as one when you add in commercials. The Sound of Music, 7 p.m.
Cinemax: Big, 6:45
SOAPnet: Roxanne, 8 p.m.
TMC: Evita, 5:45
AMC: Dances With Wolves, 8 p.m.
CMT: Coyote Ugly, 8 p.m.
TCM: The Pink Panther (6 p.m.), 8½ (8 p.m.), Juliet of the Spirits (10:30 p.m.)
Photo Credit: I Love Lucy: Everett Collection; What Not to Wear: TLC