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”Yeah, I Googled your sperm.” — Crosby (Dax Shepard), confirming to his girlfriend that he researched her sperm donor online, on Parenthood

”No offense, but I haven’t had a mom in 15 years. I don’t need one now!” — Lux (Britt Robertson), telling off her recently resurfaced biological mother, on Life Unexpected

”Look, I may screw anything that moves, but I do not lie. Which is why I’m forced to say that skirt makes you look fat.” — Liam (Ben Lawson) to Beth (Leah Pipes) on The Deep End

”Am I crazy? I’m assuming that was a rhetorical question.” — Christopher Chance (Mark Valley), a uniquely trained bodyguard-for-hire, on Human Target

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