With only a few shopping days left, I have an urgent request. Can I pretty please have Glee: Road to Sectionals on DVD? It sits near the top of my Must (Get For Christmas) List right underneath ”Jensen Ackles wearing a big red bow.”
I know that I haven’t been the nicest person this year, but for the record, I blame Sue Sylvester. In case you’ve been busy building toys and such, allow me to explain. Sue is a ghastly lady (term used loosely) who says horrible things and generally despises breathing organisms. I fear that I have been influenced by her. That aside, I’m sure if you look closely, you’ll see I’ve done a few things that are deserving of a gift as amazing as this four-disc DVD. If you still disagree, then a warning, old man: Watch out. I’m sending Sue Sylvester for you.
Also, if someone hasn’t gotten a gift for me yet, can you forward them this letter? A print-out of a pre-order receipt (the DVD set doesn’t come out until Dec. 29) is better than gift card to somewhere I’ll never go.
Sincerely (but with a disapproving stare),
P.S – PopWatchers, what’s on your Must List this week? Have a letter for Santa or is there something pop culture-related that you’re really hoping to get this holiday season? Tell us about it. Be sure to leave your e-mail in case we use your pick in the magazine.