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Sound Bites: This week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from November 16 to November 22

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”Drama is like gay-men Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.” — Jenna (Jane Krakowski), explaining to Liz why she hasn’t driven out her unwanted roommate yet, on 30 Rock

”One interview with Sarah Palin and she decides to go. Quitting might be contagious.” — Jimmy Kimmel, on Oprah’s announcement that her talk show will end next year, on Jimmy Kimmel Live

”Laura picked a fight with somebody that I think is about to knock her out, and I’m not gonna step in the way of the punch.” — John, on the feud between Laura and Shambo, on Survivor: Samoa

”Did you go door to door showing everyone your chest? And how did you miss my house?” — Barbara Walters to Zac Efron, voted by PEOPLE as having one of the Best Chests, on The View

”It’s like if Hitler came back and decided to sue the History Channel for airing all of those pesky World War II documentaries.” — Joel McHale on Jon Gosselin’s lawsuit against TLC, claiming the net damaged his reputation and career, on The Soup