You know what you need? Coasters. Lots of them. Etsy, the site for thousands of artisans and their wares, is currently featuring a set of handcut coasters with wood-burned designs from all four Twilight books. They’re formed out of northwest pine trees from Washington state — perhaps the very northwest pine that Edward clambered up to impress Bella. (Okay, not really.) As crazy Twilight merchandise goes, this ones at least functional, right? What do you think? Worth a look? Or a total Regretsy?