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Sound Bites: This week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from October 26 to November 1

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”Christopher’s dress? What are you gonna say about it other than ‘Why is one dress throwing up the other?”’ — Irina, critiquing a competitor, on Project Runway

”That’s awful. I don’t care what your politics are, this is America — you don’t just shoot the president!” — Trudy Campbell (Alison Brie), reacting to President Kennedy’s assassination, on Mad Men

”I’ve forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you’ll ever know.” — Marshall (Jason Segel), explaining why he’s a better mate than Barney, on How I Met Your Mother

”And no more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references. Okay? Are we cowabunga on this?” — Jenna (Jane Krakowski), making a deal with the writers, 30 Rock

”In Canada, a severed human foot was found washed up on the shore, wearing a Nike running shoe. Nike says it’s all part of their new campaign, ‘Just Do It…or Else.”’ — Conan O’Brien on The Tonight Show